24 DecBachelor Party Survival Guide – Submerge Magazine

the-hangover-01.jpgCome children and sit at the feet of Uncle Bocephus as he litters your consciousness with tales of bachelor party legend. =) He has delicately dissected the male wedding ritual that brides love to hate. He offer tips and tricks for all members of the party.  From the insightful:

…it should be noted that it is not possible to maintain any semblance of cleanliness when in the presence of so many men. In groups of any notable size, all men turn into wild animals after the second hour or so. Even the most germ-phobic man will reduce himself to food throwing by the end of first night.

To the practical:

Keep it simple. If anyone requires anything else, send that ass to the store. Remember, regular portions do not apply to men at bachelor parties. The binging doesn’t stop with the drink; so, always buy twice as much food as you think you’ll need.

Submerge Magazine, through the writing of Bocephus Chigger,  has turned out a great summary of our favorite man outing. They cover cleanliness(or lack of), feeding the pack, drinking, extracurricular activities, and how to destroy Al Qaeda. To read the full article, click here:

http://submergemag.com/blogs/the-bachelor-party-survival-guide/1077/

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